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The re-creation of the Official Anthony Rizzo I’m With This Guy Shirt moreover I love this butt caress seen round the world bolsters the case of our second theory: As The New Yorker’s Naomi Fry aptly put it on Instagram, “They’re playing us like a fiddle!” Once upon a time, Affleck and Lopez could feign innocence. “I think Jen and I made a mistake in that we fell in love, we were excited and maybe too accessible,” Affleck told British TV show Live in 2008. “I don’t think either of us anticipated the degree to which it would take on a world of its own.” This was suspect enough in the early aughts, even if Bennifer was the first modern-day celebrity couple to inspire a portmanteau. But in 2021, with social media in full, toxic bloom, both Ben and Jen know acutely that their union, and reunion, has strange, bewitching powers: that going Instagram official with a movie-poster makeout will break the internet (even on the weekend), that reenacting the famous “Jenny” video will inspire countless before and afters. Does Bennifer send us into a tailspin because they can, dancing for the cameras like a form of elaborate performance art? Do they delight in our obsession with them? Let’s just say: not no. This is one for the hardened cynics, or maybe just the realists: Lopez and Affleck are reuniting purely for public relations purposes. Lopez is fresh off the break of her engagement from Rodriguez (a breakup in which cheating rumors swirled around him). Affleck, too, is single after a pandemic’s worth of Starbucks jaunts with now ex-girlfriend Ana de Armas; his reputation has suffered in recent years. What better glow-up than for both of them to get back together and remind the world of their golden era, crafting a romantic, over-the-top narrative they can tightly control (or, at least, regularly feed)? The latest wave of romantic press has certainly eviscerated the past narratives about both. As Danielle Prescod, cofounder of 2BG Consulting, tweeted: “Stop falling for this ‘Bennifer’ garbage straight out of a geriatric publicity factory.” It’s not like faux romances never happen, either. There’s a new novel out now built on the premise of a falsified celebrity liaison contrived to help a starlet’s image; it’s called The View Was Exhausting and it’s a perfect summer read.

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Full disclosure: There is an uncomfortable sexist narrative swirling around—one I will not at all cosign—that Lopez dating Affleck soon after breaking up with Rodriguez somehow serves as proof that she “can’t be alone” and is setting a poor example for her kids; never mind that Affleck, too, is fresh out of a breakup and is a father of three. What is our societal problem with mothers being romantic and sexual beings? Bennifer saved Bitcoin. Bennifer “represents the Official Anthony Rizzo I’m With This Guy Shirt moreover I love this meld of nostalgia and optimism that we all need in order to navigate this new/old/neither world.” Bennifer is proof that “we’re in some weird alternate timeline, the implications of which time travelers of the future are tasked with undoing.” Bennifer is kindling a debate about capitalism. Bennifer is a mirage, a projection of our cultural fears and anxieties, and also a blank slate. Bennifer is whatever you want it to be! Who cares what Bennifer is at its core? The brazen (if possibly craven) attention grab is delivering a shot of pop-cultural serotonin to a nation still smarting from a pandemic. Bennifer “has brought so much joy to the older millennials these past few months and I’m just really happy for you guys. You really deserved a win this year,” photographer Sarah McGonagall tweeted. Writer Abby Gardner likened Bennifer watching to an Olympic sport. Real, fake, or hologram, just enjoy and appreciate the entertainment value of Bennifer—while it lasts.

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